After Warne returned from Salim Malik's hotel room in 1994..


Warne : He (Malik) offered you and me $200,000 each, cash in here in half an hour, to bowl some shit wide of off-stump tomorrow.

Tim May: I don't need 200K to bowl shit!


"Mate, these are great tours: no flights, you travel around the place in a bus together drinking free beer from XXXX, the sponsors. The county games are no sweat and the Test matches have rest days on Sunday! Best of all, England are crap."

-Merv Hughes to Shane Warne when talking to Warne about his upcoming first ever Ashes tour in 1993




Which team was the  greatest???